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oh yeah hey you were telling me about

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how everything's a horse oh yeah so this

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is

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everything is a horse chris see uh this

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came to me in a like really sleep

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deprived

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uh

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night

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fueled insomnia trip at about 5am and

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i've just decided that in order to

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reclassify everything and anger all of

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the ecologists i've decided that

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everything is derivative of a horse so

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for example the camel is just a lumpy

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horse a tiger is just a painful horse uh

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walrus is a blob of horse a crab is a

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sideways horse uh a zebra is a barcode

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horse a gazelle is a pogo horse humans

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are bipedal anxiety horses i feel like

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that's quite accurate

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okay marvel is a tremble horse yeah i

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mean i have i've called my cat pico a

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horse a number of times depending on how

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he stands so i understand this